Yes it's true! This here fine Plog has been a mysterious source of "anti-information" lately! Even though "disinformation" aka "Counter intelligence" is the basis of my super spy work and like an innate reflex for me*! Yep... mhm! I do apologize for this unfortunate situation and would like to assure you all that it's not all for nothing and that as soon as I can, I will gladly resume "normal real postings"! Big important things have been in the process of happening in my super spy career since I got back to the HK in April, mysterious happenings that prevent me from being to open! so bear with me here for a while longer and as soon as I can I'll be back behind the Plog desk like never before! True that!
*Here's a quick example of skillful and perfectly mastered disinformation for you so you can see what I mean. In this reenactment, Bill will be the super spy performing the counter intelligence and John a foreign agent in search of vital information:
John: Robert has a black cat and it likes to play!
Bill: Shrimp mittens, sad cowboy, Red rover, ear of a pigeon in the summer wind.
John: What? That makes no sense whatsoever! Did you hear what I just said about the cat?
Bill: Shrimp mittens, sad cowboy, Red rover, ear of a pigeon in the summer wind.
John: Are you just randomly saying things that make no sense? Why are you saying these things? Why are you doing this?
Bill: Shrimp mittens, sad cowboy, Red rover, ear of a pigeon in the summer wind.
John: Are you stupid?
Bill: Shrimp mittens, sad cowboy, Red rover, ear of a pigeon in the summer wind.
John: Ok I get it... You're just suddenly retarded! I have no idea what else to tell you, I don't even know why I hang out with you.
Bill: Shrimp mittens, sad cowboy, Red rover, ear of a pigeon in the summer wind.
John: Ar-tard!
-And there you have it! A brilliant textbook example of skillful and well applied disinformation! I could get in trouble for giving away official agency techniques so I'll stop with this example! But beware, out there, you could be the victim of an enemy agent at anytime, performing these very mysterious and confusing disinformation techniques without you even ever knowing about it!
Stay vigilant !
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